Letters To The Editor

Dear Editor,

Are you near a tall building? JUMP OFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!

Anonymous -

I mean this with the greatest of respect... if I see you, or anyone on the street that looks like they might have been involved in this abomination, I am going to beat them mercilessly over the head with a lead pipe.

Richie, Forest Hill -

Dear Editor,

Just so you know I have an AS Level in Patent Law and most of this is libellous. Send me fifty quid and I won't tell the police.

Rachael, Oxford -

Hello,

You wouldn't know satire if it married you, cheated on you, and then left you for your co-worker... please Julia don't do this to us, come back home I miss you at least for the kids.

James, London -

Dear Editor,

My kids found this website by accident. Son is crying now, thanks.

Darren, Wales -

Dear Editor,

Do you know how infuriating it is knowing this publication is syphoning global internet bandwidth and marginally slowing my batch download of HD bison mating photographs

JC, London -

Mechant who are you call sad? At least my mum don't cut my hair.

Anonymous -

The Screaming VoidBeware the HOLE

The Screaming VoidBeware the HOLE

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