In the dying hours of what remained of 2022, Tom Swanley was seen scribbling down some goals for the new near that far exceeded his ability to achieve them. Barely able to spell "piano," he even included finally learning the instrument as one of his idiotic objectives.
"2022 was a tough year for all...
LONDON BRIDGE - When Adami Jabwa stepped out onto the dancefloor, fully loaded with 5 Red Bulls and over 150+ hours of frontline Notting Hill Carnival experience...
Downing Street, London - "I'm not sure what's worse," said Philip Hammond, the former Chancellor of the Exchequer, "That it took us this long to notice or...
SHADWELL, LONDON - Jared Howard, a regular at the South London Summer Rec League, was devastated to have to inform his team that they will be missing...
